JOKES ::
SEARCH ::
Category 2811/10/2007
Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the Mrs awoke to find her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both trying to find her mother. The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon a hilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" "Nothing," said the hunter husband. "The lion got himself into this mess, let him get himself out of it."
More Hunting Jokes:
Category
Hunting jokes
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come an...
Category
Hunting jokes
Two men were out hunting when one of them saw a rabbit. "Quick," said the first, "shoot it." "I cant," said the second....
Category
Hunting jokes
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food ? Let us prey....
Category
Hunting jokes
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn the den was a stuffed lion. The visiting hunter as...
Category
Hunting jokes
Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only req...
Category
Hunting jokes
Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip. At nightfall, Dick complained, Weve been hunting all day. Weve shot at five deer -...
Category
Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off...
Category
Hunting jokes
Two Canadian hunters were driving through the country to go bear hunting. They came upon a fork in the road where a sign...
Category
Hunting jokes
A big-game hunter came across a dinosaur in the middle of the jungle and stared at it surprise."Youre extinct," he said....
Category
Hunting jokes
What is the best way to hunt bear ?With your clothes off....