Category
68
11/10/2007
not yet rated stars
Horse jokes

A mean horseman went into a saddlers shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"

More Horse Jokes:

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?Jockey and Jill!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Why was the man sued by his horse?For palomino-money!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

What is horse sense?Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

What is a horses favourite sport?Stable tennis!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Why did the horse miss the joust?He had the knight off!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?Theyre always switching their tails!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?An exhorsist!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!...

Category
0 stars
Horse jokes

Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!...