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Horse jokes

What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!

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Why was the racehorse named Bad News?Because bad news travels fast!...

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?He tried to stirrup some interest!...

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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!...

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?He was the last of his race!...

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What do you give a sick horse?Cough stirrup....

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!...

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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!...

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Why are chorus girls like barge horses?They have to tow the line!...

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What did the horse say to whinnie the pooh while watching his t.v. show?I wish I could hear you whinnie....

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What person strives to ensure safety for horses?Ralph Neighder!...