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Horse jokes

What is a jockeys motto?Put your money where your mount is!

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What do you call a horse thats been all around the world?A globe-trotter!...

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What disease do horses fear most? Hay Fever!...

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How much money did the bronco have?Only a buck!...

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What does ever horse and rider do at the same time?Grow old!...

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Where did the newlywed horses stay?In the bridle suite!...

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Did you find my horse well behaved?Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!...

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Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!...

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Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball?Because its covered with horsehide!...

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Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?It was a crusty steed!...

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When does a horse neigh?Whinny wants to!...