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Horse jokes

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?They take a gallop poll!

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What goes "Clip"?A one legged horse!...

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Did you hear about Mike Tysons horse?It got angry and bit at the champ!...

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ? A seahorse !...

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks....

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How do you make a small fortune out of horses?Start off with a large fortune!...

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What is a thespian pony?A little horse play!...

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!...

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Why are clouds like jockeys?Because they hold the reins!...

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Why is the old, decrepit horse named Flattery?Because it gets you nowhere!...