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Horse jokes

Did you hear about the race horse that was so late coming in?They had to pay the jockey overtime!

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What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?Some poor horse is walking around in his socks....

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Girl: We have a mayor. Do you?Horse: Sure!Girl: What do you call it?Horse: Same as you do. Mare!...

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What is the strongest animal?A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!...

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Did you hear about the horse that has made a dozen films?Hes not a star though, he just does bit parts!...

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Did you hear about the Irishman who couldnt tell the difference between his two horses?His friend suggested measuring th...

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Did you hear about the overweight man who took up horse riding as exercise?The horse lost 15 pounds in a week!...

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Whats as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?A horses shadow!...

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?Theyre always switching their tails!...

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?It bucked!...

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How do you hire a horse?Put a brick under each hoof!...