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Gorilla jokes

When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-lle doesnt fall far from the tree!

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Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?Its dangerous to let him put the bite on you!...

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What happens if you cross a parrot with a Gorilla?Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth to speak, youd listen!...

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When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!...

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Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck - who wrote The Apes of Wrath!...

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!...

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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!...