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I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt like a smoke I should reach for a bar of chocolate. Did that do any good? No - I cant get the chocolate to light.

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Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!...

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Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you....

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"...

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Camper: Theres something wrong with my hot dog.Cook: Dont tell me. Im not a veterinarian....

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What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F...

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Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!...

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Whats the fastest cake in the world? Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue....

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A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted....

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Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger....

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Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin....