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Q. Whats worse than finding a worm in the apple youre eating?A. Finding half a worm.

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I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle....

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Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !...

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Whats red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch....

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What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F...

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What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"...

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Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?Because he went crackers....

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How can you make a soup rich?Add 14 carrots (carats) to it....

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger....

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What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."...

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Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta....