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Time jokes

How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb? You can hear their brooms tick!

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When is the best time to go shopping?When the stores are open....

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While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den."What is the big bras...

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A blonde asked someone what time it was, and they told her it was 4:45. The blonde, with a puzzled look on her face repl...

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Customer: Id like a watch that tells time.Clerk: Dont you have a watch that tells time?Customer: No, you have to look at...

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A man with one watch knows what time it is.A man with two watches is never sure....

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Why couldnt the clock be kept in jail?Because time was always running out....

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Do you know the time ? No, we havent met yet !...

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? Time to get a new car....

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What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber take the family silver?Time to get a new watchdog....

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Why do people beat their clocks?To kill time....