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11/10/2007
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Fishing jokes

Two fishermen were out on the lake when one of them dropped his wallet. As they watched the wallet float down to the depths of the lake, a carp came along and snatched up the wallet. Soon came another carp who stole it away and then a third joined in. Remarked one of the fisherman, "Thats the first time Ive ever seen carp-to-carp walleting."

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