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Fishing jokes

Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, "I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!""That bad, huh""She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the boat, baited the hook wrong, used the wrong lures and WORST of all she caught more fish than me!"

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