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Firefighter jokes

Three firefighters went out on a hunting trip. There was a rookie, a captain, and a chief. The weather wasmisrable and they hadnt seen any deer all day. They came across an old shack where they went inside to playa game of poker. After loosing a couple of hands, the rookie threw down his cards and said "that does it! I amgoing out to get me a deer." Fifteen minutes later, the rookie came back with a nice four point buck. Thecaptain and chief asked, "how did you get that?" The rookie replied, "I walked out fifty feet, followed sometracks and shot this buck". The captain then said, "Ive had enough of this I am going to get my deer." Hecame back a half hour later with a 6-point buck. The chief asked, "how did you get that?" The captain replied,"I walked out a hundred feet, followed some tracks and shot this buck." The chief not wanting to be out donesaid "I am out of here, I am g oing to bag the biggest buck of the day." He came back an hour later, all mangledup and bloody. The rookie and captain asked, "what happened to you?" The chief replied, "I walked out therefive hundred feet, followed some tracks, and got hit by a train."

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