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Ethnic jokes

A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures hell spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response:"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, Ill giveyou two dollars. Everybody wins."

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