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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?Pupil: Because it cant sit down!

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Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"Sam: "I dont know."Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"...

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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, "Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head." His mother repl...

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Father: What did the teacher think of your idea?Son: She took it like a lambTeacher: Really?, what did she say?Son: Baa!...

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Son: I cant go to school today. Father: Why not?Son: I dont feel wellTeacher: Where dont you feel well?Son: In school!...