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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!

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Teacher : What are you reading ?Pupil : I dunno !Teacher : But youre reading aloud !Pupil : But Im not listening !...

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Teacher: This is the third time Ive had to tell you off this week, what have you got to say about that?Pupil: Thank heav...

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Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al...