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Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?Pupil: I expect its around Hadrians garden miss!

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Fred: I got 100 in school today.Mother: Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 5...

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Where do children learn their ABCs ?At LMN-tary school !...

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"JOHNNY: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, sa...

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Principal: Do you do your homework?Kid: Now & ThenPrincipal: Where do you do it?Kid: Here & TherePrincipal: Put him in t...

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Teacher: If I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would you have?Jackie: Nine.Teach...

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If I had five coconuts and I gave you three, how many would I have left ?I dont know.Why not ?In our school we do all ou...

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Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?Pupil: Because it cant sit down !...

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Teacher : Would you at the back of the room stop passing notes.Pupil : Were not passing notes. Were playing cards !...

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An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: My little sister ate it!...