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Elephant jokes

Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

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Why are elephants large, grey and wrinkly?Because if they were small round and white, they would be aspirins....

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Whats grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?A get wellephant !...

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What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !...

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !...

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Why did the elephant paint himself with different colours?Because he wanted to hide in the colouring box !...

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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !...

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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going...

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Why are elephants grey ?So you can tell them from flamingos !...

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Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?If they squirted it through their tails, itd be very difficult to aim....