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Elephant jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti.

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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !...

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What is a baby elephant after he is five weeks old ?Six weeks old !...

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What has 3 tails, 4 trunks and 6 feet ?An elephant with spare parts !el...

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Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !...

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Whats grey and never needs ironing ?A drip dry elephant !...

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What does a bald elephant wear for a toupee?A sheep....

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How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?You get very lumpy ice cream !...

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Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !...

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?Two in the front, two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !...

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Why do the elephants have short tails ?Because they cant remember long stories !...