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Elephant jokes

What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ?This is the end of me !

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Why did the elephant eat the candle ?For light refreshment !...

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman? A jumbo yeti....

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What animals were last to leave the ark ?The elephants as they had to pack their trunks !...

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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !...

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?Because its out of the high rent district....

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How does an elephant go up a tree? It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow....

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Teacher: "Name six wild animals"Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"...

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Whats the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?One rarely bites and the other barely writes !...

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Why do elephants have trunks ?Because theyve no pockets to put things in !...

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Q: What happened when the elephant sat on the car?A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!...