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How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
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What do you call an elephant with a rabbit up its sweater ?Warren !...
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An elephant was walking in a park. With each step he took, he squished many little ants. Upset, the ants began to crawl...
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What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...
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What do you call an elephant that cant do sums ?Dumbo !...
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Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?"Pupil:"I dont know, nobody I know owns one !"...
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Whats big and grey and wears a mask ?The elephantom of the opera !...
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What do elephants say as a compliment ?You look elephantastic !...
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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !...
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Whats grey but turns red ?An embarrassed elephant !...
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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !...