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How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ?Take all the matches out first !
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How to you tell the difference between an elephant and a mouse ?Try picking them up !...
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What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ?Get a tame one and annoy it !...
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Why did the elephant jump in the lake when it began to rain ?To stop getting wet !...
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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?Take away its credit cards !...
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What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?An elephant holding its breath !...
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Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, Ive to write an essay on an elephant."?Bert:"Well, for a start your going...
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Whats the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?On television !...
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How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all, you get a very large loaf......
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What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?Anything you want as he cant hear you !...
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What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?Out of the way !...