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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.
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What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini....
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Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise....
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Q: What is the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?A: A chain saw has a dynamic range....
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Q: Whats musical and handy in a supermarket?A: A Chopin Liszt....
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Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes....
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Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu...
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax?A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owners neighbors d...
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How do you make a bandstand?Take away their chairs...
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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....
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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....