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Q: What is the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?A: Its all in the grip.

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Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them....

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....