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Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.

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Q. How can you tell a bagpiper with perfect pitch? A. He can throw a set into the middle of a pond and not hit any of th...

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Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers....

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Knock KnockWhos there !Beethoven !Beethoven who ?Beethoven is too hot !...

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Q: Whats an accordion good for?A: Learning how to fold a map....

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Jacques Thibault, the violinist, was once handed an autograph book by a fan while in the greenroom after a concert."Ther...

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Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure....

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When is the water in the shower room musical? When its piping hot....

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Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!...