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11/10/2007
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Mental health jokes

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. "Doctor, you must help me," she pleaded. "Its gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.""I see," nodded the psychiatrist. "And you, no doubt, want me to strengthen your will power and resolve in this matter.""For Gods sake, NO!" exclaimed the woman. "I want you to fix it so I wont feel guilty and depressed afterward."

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