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Q: Did you know that Clintons cat can play Chess?A: Inside Information: The cat isnt really all that good at Chess. The last time they played best of five, Clinton won three games to two.
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Q: Why did Clinton waffle on military action in Bosnia?A: His area of expertise is dodging armed conflict....
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Q: How does Bill Clinton say "Im about to hurt you"?A: "Trust me."...
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Q: What do Clinton and JFK have in common?A: They havent had any brains for the last thirty years....
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Q: How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a lightbulb?A: He doesnt! He whines a while, says "I feel your pain", a...
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Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. Theyre called "The Johnson Years"....
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Q: Why are people in Arkansas having peanut butter and jelly for Thanksgiving this year?A: Because they cant afford any...
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One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washingtons ghost in the White House. "George, what is the best thing I co...
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Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clintons election?A: Its gonna be called the...
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Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar. Apparently the 0.1% is the character gene....
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Q: Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?A: If they sent her to a public school, the secret service...