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Christmas jokes

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas ?Santapplause !

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What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle....

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Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf...

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Whats Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?Santa pause !...

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Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !...

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What game do reindeer play in their stalls?Stable-tennis!...

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Who sings "Love me tender", and makes Christmas toys? Santas little Elvis....

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Why does Santas sled get such good mileage? Because it has long-distance runners on each side....

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A rabbits favourite Christmas song?Lettuce with a gladsome mind...

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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !...

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?A merry Christmas to ewe...