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Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition.Now thats what you call pot luck !
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Why are Father Christmas reindeer like a cricket match?Because theyre both stopped by the rein....
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Why couldnt the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?He had no body to go with !...
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Why was Santas little helper depressed? Because he had low elf esteem....
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A football supporters favourite Christmas song?Yule never walk alone...
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What song do Father Christmas gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night?Freeze a jolly good fellow!...
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Did you hear about the stupid turkey?It was looking forward to Christmas!...
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JUDY: What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus? MIKE: Well have a boo Christmas without you....
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Who made this Christmas pudding?Our chef. Hes a little green man who lives in a toadstool.What did he use to make it?Elf...
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What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL....
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Can I have a broken drum for Christmas?The best thing you could have asked for. You cant beat it!...