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How do we know that hamburgers love classic music?Theyre often found at the Meatropolitan Opera House and Cownegie Hall!

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What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger?Ham Burger is well done and Chief Justice Warren Burge...

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How far do burgers go in school?Through cowlege (then they get their 450 degrees!)....

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What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins?They think they are in a pickle....

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Is there a way to make a hamburger do the Hula?Sure, order a burger and a shake!...

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Why do the hamburgers beat the hot dogs at every sport they play?Because hot dogs are the wurst!...

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Why was the burger thrown out of the Army?He couldnt pass mustard! (muster)...

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Who do hamburgers love on TV?Archie Bunkers son-in-law, the meathead!...

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How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!...

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How does a pitcher walk a man in Burger Land baseball?He throws four meatballs!...

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Seriously, when the crooked hamburger took it on the 1am, where did it go?Heidelburg-er, Germany!...