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Cowboy jokes

The cowboy was trying to buy a health insurance policy. The insurance agent was going down the list of standard questions."Ever have an accident?""Nope, nary a one.""None? Youve never had any accidents.""Nope. Aint never had one. Never.""Well, you said on this form you were bit by a snake once. Wouldnt you consider that an accident?""Heck, no. That dang varmint bit me on purpose."

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