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Birthday jokes
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." "Next time, take off the candles."
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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...
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What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!...
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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...
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Whats the greatest birthday present? Hard to say - but a drum takes a lot of beating....
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Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake, but he couldnt figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he coul...
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A kindly old lady came across a little boy sitting on the pavement crying his eyes out. Whats the matter? she asked. Its...
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"I guess I didnt get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" "Youre still here!"...
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When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?When its been sliced....
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A man asked his wife, "What would you most like for your birthday?"She said, "Id love to be ten again."On the morning of...
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Fred: I was going to buy you a handkerchief for your birthday. Betty: That was a kind thought. But why didnt you? Fred:...