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Birthday jokes

What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...

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What did you get for your birthday? Another year!...

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The housewife answered a knock on the door and found a total stranger standing on the doorstep.Excuse me for disturbing...

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"I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing Happy Birthday."...

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Ive been shopping for my wifes birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 2...

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Good news! Ive been given a goldfish for my birthday. . .the bad news is that I dont get the bowl until my next birthday...

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"...

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Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasnt 99 Id be dead....

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What did the burglar give his wife for her birthday? A stole....

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How old were you on your last birthday? Eight. And how old will you be on your next birthday? Ten. Oh, I dont think that...