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Birthday jokes

What do you give a nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? I dont know, but youd better hope he likes it!

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Helen: Mum, do you know what Im going to give you for your birthday?Mum: No, dear, what ?Helen: A nice teapot.Mum: But I...

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Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? Hes trying to age disgracefully!...

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"My birthdays coming"Do you know what I need?" "Yeah, but how do you wrap a life?"...