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Birthday jokes

Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.

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Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap? It was a birthday present from his wife!...

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Cat: "What did you get him for his birthday?" Dog: "Pant . . . pant!" Cat: "Great . . . he needs a pair of pants!"...

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"This birthday cake certainly is crunchy." "Maybe you should spit out the plate!"...

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Why did the boy feel warm on his birthday? Because people kept toasting him!...

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Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because its too hard to put them on the bottom!...

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What song should you sing to a wildebeest on his birthday? "Happy Birthday To Gnu!"...