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Bird jokes

Teacher: Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage? Pupil: For a parrot to perch on, miss.

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How can you tell if a parrot is intelligent?It speaks in Polly-syllables!...

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What do you call a very rude bird ? A mockingbird !...

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Why did the owl, owl ? Because the woodpecker would peck er !...

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What birds are found in Portugal ?Portu-geese !...

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What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ?It eggs-plodes !...

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What do you get if you cross a parrot with a centipede ? A great walkie-talkie !...

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What did the baby owls parents say when he wanted to go to a party? Youre not owld enough....

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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?A: To get to the chick across the street!...