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"A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate.The barman says "Thatll be 80p [ATP]!"
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A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the isla...
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A wildlife biologist is working in the woods, miles from the nearest town. Hes camped alone with his dog and cat as his...
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Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. Bu...
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How many evolutionists does it take to change a light bulb?Only one, but it takes eight million years....
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An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, "Father, how many wildlife bi...
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A young biologist was sitting on a stump at the edge of their camp. On his face was the saddest hangdog expression. One...
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How do you eat a DNA spaghetti?With a replication fork (you can also use your zinc fingers...)...
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A young college student had stayed up all night studying for his zoology test the next day. As he entered the classroom,...
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A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tap...
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There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happe...