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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...

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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet....

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....