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Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade....

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !...

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How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it....

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Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying....

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping...

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....

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You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill l...

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....