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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !

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Mother: Did you make your bed today?Daughter: Yes, Mom, but I think it would be easier to buy one....

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A...

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa....

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell....

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade....

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake...