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Bed jokes

When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.

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How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it....

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider....

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Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you....

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell....

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying....

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...