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Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay....

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept....

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!...

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!...

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa....