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11/10/2007
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Bed jokes

When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....

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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l...

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay....

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !...

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Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying....

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w...

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What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !...

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep....

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you....