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Bed jokes

Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa....

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider....