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11/10/2007
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Bed jokes

Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet.

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count...

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music....

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Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars....

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Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds....

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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider....

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A...

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them....