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11/10/2007
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Bed jokes

Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them.

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w...

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A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. "Whats wrong?" asked his mother. "Do people really come from dust, l...

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and...

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade....

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !...

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What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !...