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Bed jokes

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell....

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....

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Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A...

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept....

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall...

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Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds....

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe....

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep....