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Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....

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Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasnt been made up yet....

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Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri...

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell....