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Bed jokes

How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.

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Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping...

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Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip....

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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What do you call a python with a great bedside manner? A snake charmer....

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w...

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Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!...

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!...

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !...