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11/10/2007
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Bed jokes

You cant have any more chocolates tonight. Its not good for you to go to bed on a full stomach. Oh, Mum. I promise Ill lay on my side.

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay....

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count...

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Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept....

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !...

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Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip....

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I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake...

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When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed....