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Bed jokes

Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!...

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Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell....

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....

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Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall...

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet....

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !...

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log....

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Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. "Ive just bought a pig," said the first. "But where will you keep it?"...

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What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool....