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Bed jokes

Witch: Doctor, doctor, I dont feel well. Doctor: Dont worry, youll just have to go to bed for a spell.

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Why did the kid punch the bed?His mother told him to hit the hay....

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Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you....

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How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !...

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I woke up, went for a walk, my head fell off and rolled away. I picked it up and put it on. A child walked up to me and...

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The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w...

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Sonny: I cant sleep. What should I do?Counselor: Lie near the edge of the bed. That way youll be sure to drop off!...

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I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade....

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Why do people go to bed? Because the bed wont come to them....

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When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it....

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Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year....