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Bed jokes

Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed. What shall I do? Hide the tiddley winks.

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Why did the man take a pencil to bed ?To draw the curtains !...

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How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it....

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Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !...

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Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count...