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Beauty jokes

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

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What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana.Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck,...

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Monster: Im so ugly. Ghost: Its not that bad! Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born they passed out cigars. When...

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My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !...

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Im not ugly. I could marry anyone I pleased! But thats the problem - you dont please anyone....

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Shes the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they cant believe it the first time....

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Who won the Monster Beauty Contest? No one....

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I dont think these photographs youve taken do me justice.You dont want justice - you want mercy !...

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Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back.Will: Pity its not on her head....

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A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never...

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Where is everyone beautiful?In the dark....